Monday, June 20, 2011

Welllllllllll itttttttttt

You know what I'm tired of? People that think they are original, witty, or in any way cool when they comment on somebody's Facebook post saying "Dislike."

I've done it, you've probably done it, most of us have. But at this point its kind of old and just dumb. So everyone in the world, please stop doing it because it annoys me.

So I haven't blogged in a while. Mainly, I'd like to think its because of Reddit.

Let's see what has changed since the last entry/what hasn't-

I'm home for the summer, here until somewhere around August 15th.

Currently 4 months and 19 days into a happy AND healthy relationship! What a strange combination...

And well, thats pretty much all that has changed recently.

Current mode of transportation= still an '04 Sentra Spec V. Still an immature teenager car, and I still love it.

Still working at The Racquet Club. This summer, I'm working full time! As in 8:30-5:30 Monday through Friday, pretty much until I leave for school.

Next year I'm living in a sweet duplex with bro's Ben and Randy, as well as Uris and Robert whom I met living in my Freshman dorm.

As far as school goes, I'm going to be brutally honest and say that I basically want to do as little work as possible while opening the door for as many money making opportunities that I can. So right now I'm on a path to major in communications, but that could change at any time.

Btw, finished year one of college with a 3.17 GPA.

Concerning extra curricular activities in college, I'm gonna leave it to pretty much this: my Mom not-so-casually called me out on how naturally I opened her bottle of Corona for her.

Well, that was a cool story Sean.

So my day today-

As it has been the past several days, my alarm went blaring off in my face at 7:03 A.M. I snoozed that bitch up a total of three times at five minutes each (meaning I got out of bed at 7:18, for the UW readers ;) and ventured from my room, up the stairs, and into the kitchen where I prepared some eggs or something.

Yea, thas* right. I can make eggs now.

...Cook eggs, I should say.

*"That's" purposely misspelled so you read it in your head as thas.

Oh, pause. Another thing really pissing me off on Facebook as of late: when people, instead of simply using the magical feature known as CAPTIONING THEIR DAMN PICTURES, comment on their pictures. With a caption. You know who you are..... Except in all honesty, if you can't figure out how to click the caption button, you probably have little to no clue that you do anything wrong on Facebook. And yes, YES, you can Facebook wrong.

If at this point you would like to point out that I bitch about stupid things, and you are legitimately distraught do us both a favor and either GTFO or chill, I'm not all that serious about most of it.

Now, back to what everyone on the internet is dying to know all about, my day.

Well, after breakfast, I showered and stuff. That was pretty cool I guess.

Then came the best part of every morning: the drive to work.

For those of you presently uneducated with my hobbies, I absolutely love to drive, especially stick, and especially my car. I don't like to glorify it or put it on a pedestal, but it would pleasantly smoke your Toyota Camry or Honda Anything without a sweat. Not that I actually race, or anything, all that often...

So, yea. Wait, NO. Found another topic to rant about: Merging onto the highway.

Merge, as defined by dictionary.com: to combine, blend, or unite gradually so as to blur the individuality or individual identity of.

What I get out of the definition of the phrase "merging onto the highway" is pretty much this: you match the speed, or get relatively close the matching the speed of the cars merrily traveling along on said highway, putting on your turn signal, and waiting for a spot to open up so that when you get onto the high speed motorway, you are not in anybody's way, and everybody involved can continue along as if nothing has happened.

It does NOT mean this: driving down the ramp at a speed of roughly 35 MPH (oh you know, half the speed limit) and casually moving over when it is convenient for you, without using your turn signal at any point, forcing other drives so slow down, switch lanes, and generally spew obscenities never to be heard by your oblivious self.

And NO, I don't care if your exit is only a mile or two down the road, it is still necessary to get up the speed of the other drivers.

Back to my day....

So I got to work at about 8:25, got a locker, and entered into the chaotic Rockwall room, to see that we only had 53 kids today. 53 kids divided by 6 workers and 2 "interns" makes for a relatively comfortable workday.

Work today consisted of traveling to Atomic Bowl, where I painfully discovered that there are a collection of children ages 7-13 who can outbowl me, by a rather significant margin. And strangely enough, work was kind of uneventful following that. Fear not though, stories will be plentiful in the coming days.

After work was rather good. Using a small slice of my paycheck, I purchased a sexy new Razor scooter, which Josh and I broke in by riding from the baseball fields on Keene to Sonic on Gage.

And that, was pretty much my day.

I guess I'll finish off with two quick stories:

1. I was mailed a 10 dollar free play at the local casino the other day. Last night, I felt particularly lucky, and this is what happened: I walked into the casino with absolutely no cash in my pocket, and about two minutes later exited the building with a 20 dollar bill in my pocket. Feels good man.

2. My sister just got a Macbook Pro. Over two thousand dollars went into the thing, so at this point, she has rule where you cannot have a beverage whithin 20 feet of it. So, when she left it alone for a few minutes, I used some hacking skills and changed her background to this:

TROLOLOLOLOL

(BTW its funny because I took the picture on her laptop with a drink in my hand.)

:)

Hotell Finland

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